#76 – Posin’
I’s sure you wasn’t ‘spectin’ me,
but lo’ and behol’- heres I be.
I’m set ta’ giv’ ya summa-mah-mind-
so move it on up; forget waitin’ in line.
The truth be this, no holdin’ back-
you’s a punk, a fake, and a chump, jack.
It’s you I see, day after day
Makin’ fruitless attempts- tryin’ hard to play.
It’s obvious though, that you’s be green
brand new to the game, jus’ startin’ the scene
mistreatin’ others left and right
posin’ to all around, thinkin’ you tight.
But damn boy, you just ain’t got no clue
you an embarrassment to all and yo’self, too.
So I’ma give you this advice, for free at that-
Ya look best keepin yo’ mouth shut an’ yo’ ass sat.
So when you gonna’ talk, jus’ keep that in mind
swallow ya’ words and you’ll stay out ova’ bind
That way will be betta’, cuz I won’t feel the need
to get up an’ give ya ass summa-mah boot to read.
~Ramblings Of A Crazy Man, #76 (Posin’)

